Things I've never accomplished: Having A Successful Conversation In French

"You are a rude duck!"
"Your mother was a hamster!"

-A typical attempt at the French language with my friend Thomas.-

This post is essentially an open-letter apology to the people of France, especially my friends and flatmates, who have to speak English to me because my French is so horrible.

Le Canard Impoli ["The Rude Duck"] is some strange saying that has evolved from my shitty French.

Ta Mere Etait Une Hamster ["Your Mother Was A Hamster"] comes from the Taunting Frenchman from 'Monty Python And The Holy Grail'

--The Taunting Frenchman--