Dino-Riding in Prague

- I've been busy RIDING DINOSAURS.-

My Sexiest Apology

-My sexiest apologies for slacking off, again.-

Amazing Things I've Heard Presented Out Of Context: Part VIII

-"Have you seen a duck's penis?"-

Go on, have a google image search. I know the curiosity is killing you.

Amazing Things I've Heard Presented Out Of Context: Part VII

-"When The Candy Stick With Aniseed Flavour Goes Down Annie's Throat, She's In Paradise."-

When the candy stick
With anise flavor
Goes down Annie's throat
She is in heaven.
Read more at http://lyricstranslate.com/en/les-sucettes-lollipops.html#rxOYvylCO2FEG354.99

When the candy stick
With anise flavor
Goes down Annie's throat
She is in heaven.
Read more at http://lyricstranslate.com/en/les-sucettes-lollipops.html#rxOYvylCO2FEG354.99

Amazing Things I've Heard Presented Out Of Context: Part VI

-"We Fuck Like Children."-

Amazing Things I've Heard Presented Out Of Context: Part V

-"I'm Not A Fascist, But My Hairdresser Is."-

Amazing Things I've Heard Presented Out Of Context: Part IV

-"It Was A Pussy Buffet."-