Movies that have fused to my brain: The Transformers: The Movie (1986)

-Fuck you, Hot Rod!-

Movies that have fused to my brain: Edward Scissorhands (1990)

-More Tim Burton? Yes, more Tim Burton-

'Edward Scissorhands': A fairytale to remind your kids to not be so god damn boring, and that you should beware communities that overly embrace the pastel colour-wheel.

-'Edward Scissorhands' trailer-

Movies that have fused to my brain: Ghostbusters (1984)

-Who you gonna call?-

So it turns out there is a large amount of ghost action going on in New York City [at least in 1984 and 1989]

Oh shit, what the hell does this ghost want with my shitty apartment? GTFO, ghost!

Better call me some Ghostbusters.

Thank shitballs you arrived Ghostbusters! I was in need of your ghost removals and Bill Murray's comedic one-liners!

 

Movies that have fused to my brain: Gremlins (1984)

Fuck yeah, 'Gremlins'!

So your Dad brings you home a Mogwai: A cute, fluffy little creature named Gizmo as a pet. He's pretty awesome. At some point you accidently spill some water on him. Next thing you know you've got a whole bunch of fluffy little dudes.

Man, these new fluffy dudes are kinda dicks, but whatever.

Accidently feed them after midnight, and now you've got giant green scaley super- assholes that are now running around your town destroying property and murdering people in hilarious ways.

They also take over the local movie cinema to watch Disney's 'Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs'.

Yes, yes, yes.

-'Gremlins' trailer-

Movies that have fused to my brain: The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

-"Don't get strung out."-

Transvestite Mad Scientist From Outerspace builds himself a loverboy.

All praise the ludicrous power of the Musical.

Movies that have fused to my brain: Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (1988)

-Anyone else have the sudden urge to listen to Aphex Twin?-

The only time you will ever get to see Mickey Mouse be a jerk while hanging out with Bugs Bunny.

-'Who Framed Roger Rabbit?' trailer-

Movies that have fused to my brain: Toy Story (1995)

-You have no idea how fun it is to draw yourself as these characters.-

'Toy Story' is one of the most important films to be released in the last 18 years, and the few people who haven't seen this film need to get their act together. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with those people?

-Toy Story trailer-