Things I've never accomplished: Tropical Island Holiday

 

 This is a pretty easy thing for me to not accomplish.

Heat and I, we don't really get along. once it gets over about 24 degrees celcius, I start to drown in my own sweat. Being a continuously sticky, shinny, smelly mess [keep the thoughts clean! Or if you're going to have dirty thoughts, send me some money via the donate button up the top] is not something that appeals to me.

My wife on the other hand, could happily skip around being an energetic ball of joy in 36+ degrees.

She tells me the tropical island getaway is going to happen one day. As long as my mocktails have umbrellas and obnoxiously twirly crazy straws, I might be able to survive.

Things I've never accomplished: Communicated With Alien Life

Despite my best efforts [i.e. None], I have never managed to communicate with alien life.

Things I've never accomplished: Sock Puppeteering

I had to think about this one before I started it. 

Is this true? Have I never gotten around to making and playing with sock puppets? It seems so wrong. Look at how happy I am in this illustration! I have clearly deprived myself of much crucial joy.

Things I've never accomplished: Marionette Puppeteering

I know, right? I am as shocked as you are.

Marionettes are pretty impressive. They can also be creepy as hell.

Things I've never accomplished: Getting Into A Fight With A Grizzly Bear

That escalated quickly. I do not know how this has not happened to me yet.

Things I've never accomplished: Unicycling

Unicycles are fantastic.

Things I've never accomplished: Recreational Reading

I am not a reader at a recreational level. I wish I was. I wish I could sit down with a big ol' novel and happily spend the afternoon reading. Instead I can sit down for hours and watch cartoons and movies for days on end. I'm not resentful for it, I do love my love of animation and films, it would be nice to do both. On the upside, I never had to go watch a film based on a book and be disappointed.